How can I explain Hemorrhoids to my friends at school?
Thursday, September 24th, 2009 at
9:57 pm
If anyone has ever had Hemorrhoids, you know that it’s obvious that someone is in pain, especially while sitting (I can’t stay sitting for more than 5 minutes!)
I just went to the Emergency Room, and it’s a pretty bad case. I’m taking care of it, but in the meantime, I want to get out of school without everyone knowing I have hemorrhoids (for obvious reasons). Any way I could explain my absence and my pain to them?
(I’m basically asking for a cover story, here. 
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I would think it’s none of their business but I also realize there is a completely different set of social rules in high school. Tell them you cracked your tailbone and can’t sit for long periods of time.
You could say that you fell on your butt and broke a bone in your way low back.