This guy goes to the doctor for a hemorrhoid. The doctor gives him 30 days of suppositories and tells him to come back in a month.
When the guy gets home, he opens the medicine and couldn’t believe the size of the ‘pill’ the doctor gave him. He never saw a suppository before, so he asks his wife about it. Apparently she never saw one before and tells him it’s obviously too big to swallow, and by the texture it must be made to dissolve in water or something. So every morning he dissolves one in his morning coffee.
After a month he goes back to the doctor. The doctor asks him how he was doing and he says, "Well, Doc, not only did that medicine taste bad – but for all the good they did me, I might as well have been shoving them up my rear end."

Filed under: Hemorrhoid Surgery

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