the saran wrap and hemorrhoid cream trick, does it work? how many inches does it take off, how long does it work?

Should I text 911? I’m really scared that my organs are falling out of my anus.

The user has an external hemorrhoid.

This cream or product to be more specific:
http://www.amazon.com/Mayinglong-Musk-Hemorrhoids-Ointment-Grams/dp/B000RZTMUW

Does laser treatment work for external hemorrhoids? Is it very painful? How long does it take to heal? I’m afraid of getting it surgically removed because I hear the regular hemorrhoid surgery is very very painful.

and dose drinking water stop the hemorrhoids from expanding, Because every time that I stop drinking water for a period of time the spasms in my tummy return even low my bowls are empty.

I have a bump right on the edge of my anus, and it hurts to sit, go to the bathroom, wipe after going, and it is quite itchy. I know to increase my water and fiber intake, but my real question is how long do they stay for and are the OTC treatments really helpful?

I have a bump right on the edge of my anus, and it hurts to sit, go to the bathroom, wipe after going, and it is quite itchy. I know to increase my water and fiber intake, but my real question is how long do they stay for and are the OTC treatments really helpful?